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the floating fragments of imagination and random ramblings by a guy named conrad.

A Filipino Christmas Song

A Filipino Christmas Song

Lechon roasting on an open fire
Lumpia's frying on the stove.
Aunties in the corner
Saying Tsis-mis with pride
Like they are always in the know.

Everybody knows
That Diniguan
Isn't Chocolate Meat
And if it was
It wouldn't taste quite right

Cuz this Christmas
Is also about the food
You'd find on a Filipino
Table tonight

We know that
Santa's on his way
While we're at
Simbang Gabi
Trying to Pray

But thoughts are back at home
About the warm
Snow-ball soup
Moms calls Ginataan

And so, I can't wait
To dig right in
Pass the Pancit
And Adobo

Like it's been said
Many Times
Many Ways
Maligayang Pasko

Midget wanted for bday party- (pacifica)

Date: 2009-07-16, 4:22PM PDT

Should you do gigs I am looking for a midget to dress as a leprachan for a good friend's 30th bday party on Sat Aug 8th in Pacifica. His wife is oganizing the party. There will be approx 15-30 people. Everyone is respectable and mature for such an event. The time would be approx 8-10 or 9-11pm.

2 hrs for $200.

If you're interested please contact me at the number below.

thanks

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Things you find on Craigslist...

Not being Filipino enough

Have to admit, when I saw the name Randall Mann, my first thought is, this ain't no Filipino name. But the more I thought about how hypocritical I was I realized that having a "Filipino" name doesn't make one. It probably goes along the lines of, if you don't know how to speak Pilipino then you're not Filipino "enough". So wrong. Thus the definition of what being Filipino broadens, and what I can summize is that being Filipino is all in the heart.

 Sorry so short, but this blog was written via iPhone at the SF Public Library. Ah, technology.

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On Craigslist: Male Balloon Busters

Male Balloon Busters (Bay Area)

Reply to: gigs-ya8e7-1263528644@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-10, 2:18PM PDT


Looking for men who enjoy busting balloons--especially by sitting on them--and would be willing to do so on camera.

$50.00 an hour.

Not looking for professional models.

Send pix/email for more info.

21+ only.

  • Location: Bay Area
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $50.00 per hour
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Why is this 21+? Sounds like it's for a weird fetish or something... ew...